Need A Laugh? Here Are Some Really Silly Jokes To Lighten Your Spirits

My heart is very heavy today. Today was a dark day and I know I need to add some light. Sometimes if you don't laugh, you cry. I decided to comb the Internet for silly, and dumb in some cases, jokes. I hope you find your heart lighter after reading the silliness below.

Why can't you trust an atom? Because they literally make up everything

Why don't teddy bears ever order dessert? Because they're always stuffed

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he had a great fall

What do computers snack on? Microchips

Two men broke broke into a drug store and stole Viagra. The police were on the lookout for two hardened criminals

Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony was nice...but the reception was amazing

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep? Because of his coffin

What kind of guns do bees use? BeeBee guns

What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music

What do you call a nosey pepper? Jalapeno business

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle

What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job? Oh snap

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad? His mummy

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? Because there's no point

What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents

What kind of horses go out after dark? Nightmares

What did the ghost say to the bee? Boo-Bee

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy

Have you heard the one about the Corduroy pillow? It's making headlines

So there you have it. My best shot at making you smile today. I hope your heart feels a little lighter. It will get better.

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